when teachers won’t let you go to the bathroom
"bae’s coming to watch me play today"
now the party don’t start til I walk in
Never stops being funny.
when you look inside the toilet before you flush
Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.
This is transcendental.
MY LITTLE BROTHER HAD TO WRITE AN ACROSTIC POEM ABOUT FALL FOR SCHOOL